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Вот же ж интересно. Самые важные лично для меня посты - никто не комментирует. А как фигню какую-нибудь напишу - так пожалуйста, дискуссия.***
Знаете, в фильмах иногда некоторые события показывают как бы в ускоренном виде. Ну например, некая пара или группа друзей переезжает в новый дом и делает там ремонт. Под бодренькую музычку показывается как герои живенько таскают коробки туда-сюда, ставят на подоконники горшки с цветами (обязательно с каким-нибудь гэгом) и раскидывают вещички по чемоданам.А когда надо изобразить ремонт, то радостные герои, непременно в задорных банданах и рваных джинсах, лихо красят кисточкой стены и неумело забивают гвозди. Типовой прикол: один из участников ремонта в шутку пачкает краской нос своему соратнику. И все так быстренько. Чик-пык, и готово. Хотя ежику ясно, что переезд и ремонт крайне муторные и долгие действа где бы то ни было. А в кино и делов то секунд на 15-20.
Жаль, что в жизни все не так. Некоторые периоды моего существования мне тоже хотелось бы закрыть под веселую музыку с секундомером в руке.
задачка
Детским почерком, розовыми и голубыми мелками на асфальте во дворе соседской школы кто то написал: "Жить без любви невозможно". Интересно, сколько лет и слез понадобится, чтобы убрать из этой фразы частичку "не".текущее
Делать вид, что не больно - называется "держать удар"?ха ха
Weekend обломов. Сорвались ВСЕ дела, которые были запланированы.системное решение личной жизни
Вот дык, я ж так не умею.Звонит Застарелая Подруга (та, что Кармическая Связь) и говорит: "Я знаю, что НАМ делать". Уже после этой фразы по идее должен наступить оргазм. Во-первых, не часто такая конкретика встречается по жизни в принципе, во-вторых, со-причастность, следующая из местоимения НАМ подкупает.
"НАМ надо открыть брачное агентство", - продолжает Подруга, и замирает в предвкушение моей реакции. которой по ее представлению может быть только тотальный ахуй. Не ошибается. Я в нем. В тотальном. Через пару секунд мычу "Э-э...", что значит требую подробностей.
"Ну НАМ же надо решать вопросы" - поясняет она.
"Да-а... э-э... ну-у-у...?" - задаю я уточняющий вопрос.
"НАМ же надо замуж"
"Да..."- с воодушевлением говорю я.
"Ну вот" - удовлетворенно, с чувством полного выяснения для себя бинома ньютона, продолжает Подруга.
Дальше следует пространная речь, о том, что НАШЕ счастье, коего МЫ кузнецы, в наших руках, и кто если не МЫ, а быка надо за рога и не отходя от кассы.
Ну я что? Я согласна. В смысле про быка и кузнецов. Но что б вот так, по деловому ...
"Короче, ты проводи маркетинг и пиши бизнес-план" - резюмирует Подруга, и ссылаясь на важные дела, прощается.
В вышеозначенное ахуе я нажимаю отбой на мобильнике, и задумываюсь, как все-таки некоторым успешно удается оптовая стрельба по зайцам. И с личной жизнью решить вопросы, и денег заработать, и все проблемы возложить на ближнего.
Честно пройдясь по парочке сайтов брачных агентств, перезваниваю Подруге и кротко отказываюсь от почетной миссии. Не, не мое это, братцы. Подожду ка я лучше бессистемно принца на белом коне. Авось сам прискачет ко мне на девятый этаж.
по ходу 2
Вопреки существующим теориям, больше всего я ценю то, что досталось мне легко, без труда. Самая большая ценность для меня - подарки, а не заработанное потом и кровью.Все большие (относительно) деньги и ценное имущество падали на меня всегда с неба. Тяжким трудом мне удавалось заработать лишь копейки, которые потом с легким сердцем я спускала на всякую ерунду.
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Oldman (0:00:18): and i cant translate
Oldman (0:00:35): hai capito che ti voglio veramente bene?
Oldman (0:00:56): ti voglio piu di qualsirsi cosa
Polly (0:00:58): again!!!!!!
Oldman (0:01:06): cosa ?
Oldman (0:01:35): you are writng russian to me - angry russian
Polly (0:03:14): if you dont syop - i will write all in russian so you will easily deside to stop chatting with me
Oldman (0:03:29): stop what - the italian?
Polly (0:03:53): yesssssssss
Oldman (0:04:08): ok
Polly (0:04:32): but before translate please what you have wrote
Oldman (0:04:44):
Oldman (0:05:41): hai capito che ti voglio veramente bene means - have you understood that i really want you (love you, like you)
Oldman (0:06:12): ti voglio piu di qualsirsi cosa - means i want you more than anything else
Oldman (0:07:06): that s it
Polly (0:07:25): ok now its better
Oldman (0:07:51): but do you really think iwant to get rid of you?
Oldman (0:08:06): then you are silly
Oldman (0:08:29): that was not the purpose of my mail
Oldman (0:08:46): maybe i am stupid but even i have limits
Oldman (0:09:30): i told you are a dream come through
Polly (0:09:37): oh you ve just warned me
Oldman (0:09:46): warned?
Oldman (0:10:34): do you delete what you write?
Oldman (0:10:43): or do i never see it
Polly (0:10:50): your damn letter
Oldman (0:10:59): delete it
Polly (0:11:05): ok
Oldman (0:11:18): it does not reprsent my feelings for you
Oldman (0:11:29): but ifelt that i cheated on you
Polly (0:12:37): you know i dont feel much difference between 44 & 48
Oldman (0:12:40): you think everything i have said about you is bluff?
Polly (0:12:54): no never said that
Oldman (0:13:22): you send me those pictures and i see a gorgeous woman like you
Oldman (0:13:35): i am not lacking self confindence
Oldman (0:13:42): but well ..
Oldman (0:14:23): i would be with yoiu even if you were fat and ugly just beacause
Polly (0:14:25): gorgeous
Oldman (0:14:46): you are so incredibly charming, funny and loveable
Polly (0:15:16): oh you see all those features trough internet?
Oldman (0:15:20): yes
Oldman (0:15:22): i do
Polly (0:15:50): ok you are luicky
Oldman (0:15:59): yes you are right
Oldman (0:16:40): come on these are things that one doesnt have to see
Oldman (0:17:12): i know you are like that or you are an excellent bluff
Oldman (0:17:33): but nobody caan keep that up for so long
Polly (0:17:41): oh you are toady
Oldman (0:17:41): and why should you
Oldman (0:18:08): sorry i had a really bad time
Oldman (0:18:17): writing that thing
Oldman (0:18:25): and there are no drinks here in yahoo
Oldman (0:18:43): and i could do with a few
Polly (0:18:51): yes drink would be the best thing now
Oldman (0:19:00): no
Polly (0:19:08): but i have sigarretes
Oldman (0:19:14): me too
Oldman (0:19:33): and i am smoking them
Oldman (0:19:40): a lot of them
Polly (0:19:50): but i cant smoke here near computer- i must go to the kitchen
Oldman (0:20:00): why
Oldman (0:20:14): go and smoke and come back
Oldman (0:20:33): i ahve smoked let me count
Polly (0:20:42): ok will you still be here?
Oldman (0:20:48): 9 during this conversation
Oldman (0:20:53): yes of course
Polly (0:21:00): 9!!!!!
Oldman (0:21:03): yes
Polly (0:21:11): you are lying!!
Oldman (0:21:11): i am pretty shaken up
Oldman (0:21:15): no
Oldman (0:21:21): now no 10
Polly (0:21:26): i dont believe
Oldman (0:21:37): it is true i just counted the fags
Oldman (0:21:48): it is not my normal speed
Polly (0:22:17): ok i am going out
Oldman (0:22:26): yes i wait
Oldman (0:22:36): do you need a light?
Polly (0:23:01): you are too far
Oldman (0:23:07): yes dear
Oldman (0:23:33): go and smoke please and come back asap
Polly (0:23:53): what is asap?
Oldman (0:24:09): sorry means - as soon as possible
Oldman (0:24:30): not internet lingo
Oldman (0:25:03): offical abbreviation
Polly (0:37:30): ok i am back
Oldman (0:37:42): thanks
Polly (0:37:58): you know i have one defect -i cut my hairs
Oldman (0:38:12): what right now
Polly (0:39:47): what -what? i have not long hairs any more as in photoes
Oldman (0:40:09): who cares you are still gorgeous i bet
Polly (0:40:16): by the way -you recognize me on photo where me & my friend?
Oldman (0:40:28): i believe so
Oldman (0:40:36): the redeyes
Polly (0:40:40): i believe too
Oldman (0:40:58): i mean you are not the guy with the gray hair?
Oldman (0:41:17): and not the red haired woman with the big lips
Polly (0:41:24): i dont remember- red or nor -i remember only dress
Oldman (0:41:46): no dak hair and black dress
Oldman (0:41:52): dark
Polly (0:42:09): no -yellow dress)))
Oldman (0:42:13): what
Oldman (0:42:17): wait
Oldman (0:42:26): i gotta look again
Oldman (0:44:50): so you are the red haired
Polly (0:45:02): now brown
Oldman (0:45:38): is it true the red-haired one
Polly (0:46:06): whar? you dont love me any more?
Oldman (0:46:32): but ...
Oldman (0:46:43): on the other picture
Oldman (0:46:49): the boat
Oldman (0:46:52): wait
Oldman (0:47:38): yes now i see
Oldman (0:47:50): so even worse
Oldman (0:48:18): you are the red-haired
Oldman (0:48:30): how lucky can i bee
Oldman (0:48:39): is was happy with the dark one
Polly (0:48:50): with that another woman?
Oldman (0:49:14): i thought it was the one in the boat
Polly (0:49:29): you are dissapointed...
Polly (0:50:03): "and not the red haired woman with the big lips"...
Oldman (0:50:06): no on the contrary - and now dont tell me that you are the other - one
Oldman (0:50:20): yes big is wrong full is better
Oldman (0:50:42): can i be honest
Polly (0:51:06): ok(((
Oldman (0:51:09): the read-haired is the first one notice on that picture
Oldman (0:51:15): red
Polly (0:51:23): ok lier
Oldman (0:51:33): not that is true
Oldman (0:51:47): shit i am really unlucky today
Polly (0:51:56): i have just sent you a photo that kill you if you are not dead still
Oldman (0:52:12): really
Oldman (0:52:19): on yahoo
Polly (0:52:20): yes baby
Oldman (0:52:44): the red eyes fooled me
Polly (0:53:18): oh i see it is clear for me -you dont like me
Oldman (0:53:20): you had told me about those and the dark woman has red eyes
Oldman (0:53:31): what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oldman (0:53:53): i would give my right arm to be with that woman
Oldman (0:53:58): and a leg
Polly (0:54:04): you need not cry -i am hear
Oldman (0:54:07): and other pieces if necessary
Polly (0:54:21): other pieses -precisely
Oldman (0:55:26): wait wait
Oldman (0:56:06): i am not dying from your picture i fell something else
Oldman (0:56:09): feel
Oldman (0:56:20): not exatcly dying
Polly (0:56:44): how about yor other piesec?
Oldman (0:57:02): yes that is exactly ...
Oldman (0:57:27): but in this case i wouldnt give them away
Oldman (0:57:35): as i might meed them
Oldman (0:57:37): sorry
Oldman (0:57:56): i dont mean to be like that, but
Oldman (0:58:03): it is hard no to
Oldman (0:58:38): where is that beach thing?
Polly (0:59:02): in Turkie
Oldman (0:59:13): yes when was that?
Oldman (0:59:54): 10 years ago, when you were 20
Oldman (1:00:32): Julietta - che fai?
Polly (1:01:11): when -last summer
Polly (1:01:44): опять???????
Oldman (1:02:30): sorry i had to ... you know
Oldman (1:02:57): now what russian again translate
Oldman (1:03:32): what is your real hair color
Polly (1:03:49): now?
Oldman (1:04:03): no natural
Oldman (1:04:48): thinking dont remember?
Polly (1:05:41): i am afraid of you
Oldman (1:05:47): why
Oldman (1:06:22): afraid??????
Polly (1:06:42): ok my hairs is brown naturally and now
Oldman (1:07:45): and now
Polly (1:08:16): and now -brown again
Oldman (1:08:58): why
Polly (1:09:20): what means сhe fai?
Oldman (1:09:40): means: what are you doing
Polly (1:10:18): ok stop italian!
Oldman (1:11:02): ok danish
Polly (1:11:48): i have no power now to argue..
Oldman (1:12:05): dont argue just accept
Polly (1:12:10): ok
Oldman (1:12:34): can i be really honest
Polly (1:12:45): ok
Oldman (1:13:06): i like all of you pictures
Polly (1:13:10): you are honest much more than i permit you
Oldman (1:13:20): huh?
Polly (1:14:20): but you liked that woman... aaa...
Oldman (1:14:31): ok ok
Oldman (1:14:46): let me be honest for once
Oldman (1:15:15): not for once
Oldman (1:15:28): let me be honest
Oldman (1:15:45): you here?
Polly (1:16:19): ok
Polly (1:16:32): be honest but look out
Oldman (1:17:04): i actually thought you were the dark one - because i saw the picture of you in the boat
Polly (1:17:30): i understood that fact
Oldman (1:17:57): but i actually thought that the read haired was very nice
Polly (1:18:30): who believes that?
Oldman (1:18:45): ok tell you what
Polly (1:18:57): ok
Oldman (1:19:21): the red haired is absolutely the most sexy of all the girls on the pictures wheteher she is you or not
Oldman (1:20:12): i taking a chance
Polly (1:20:23): for what?
Oldman (1:20:34): well maybe she is not you
Polly (1:20:43): maybe
Oldman (1:20:57): but she looks damn nice
Polly (1:21:34): ok well isee all woman on that picture look nice
Oldman (1:21:39): anyway as i said
Polly (1:21:44): damn that picture
Oldman (1:21:50): no
Oldman (1:22:28): is it you on the two other ones?
Oldman (1:23:19): if you are the red or the dark i like you!
Polly (1:23:28): you so funny defend yourself so i am getting a kind of pleasure to torment you
Oldman (1:23:38): understand you
Polly (1:24:16): you torment me today
Oldman (1:24:33): no youdo that to me now
Oldman (1:24:42): i have been a jerk twice
Oldman (1:25:22): so i am a little on the defensive
Polly (1:25:43): no you are not jerk - you are the best danidh man
Oldman (1:25:56): can i kiss you?
Oldman (1:26:02):
Polly (1:26:42): ok pity not personally
Polly (1:26:54): i mean kiss
Oldman (1:27:21): pity?
Oldman (1:28:03): oh i see
Polly (1:28:15): pity that you are not here & cant kiss me)) like a father
Oldman (1:28:57): yes got it - maybe not like a father
Polly (1:29:16): but what people say?
Oldman (1:29:31): damn you
Oldman (1:29:47): i dont care bout people
Polly (1:30:23): if you dont stop to say like this i ...
Oldman (1:30:38): jill me ?
Oldman (1:30:43): kill me
Polly (1:30:43): maybe i will fall in love with you
Oldman (1:30:48): thx
Oldman (1:30:54): i did that already
Oldman (1:31:02): with you though
Oldman (1:31:47): promise
Polly (1:32:02): pity that you cant call me -i miss your vioce
Oldman (1:32:11): i would love to
Oldman (1:32:17): fix that damn phone
Polly (1:32:38): wider -damn money
Oldman (1:32:49): fix that damn money
Oldman (1:33:43): or not?
Polly (1:34:03): concerning your money -not
Oldman (1:34:31): my money?
Oldman (1:34:47): no wasnt taliking about mine
Oldman (1:34:52): talking
Polly (1:34:59): yes))) what? still want separate bills?
Oldman (1:35:29): you want to pay my phone bill? orshare it?
Polly (1:35:58): no i hoped you paid mine
Oldman (1:36:23): well half and half
Oldman (1:36:54): you half of mine i half ou yours
Polly (1:37:17): half of yours????? crasy man obviosly
Oldman (1:37:23): yes
Oldman (1:37:36): bad deal
Polly (1:38:00): you agree with all what i sayd?
Polly (1:38:12): pretending to be good?
Oldman (1:38:17): huh?
Oldman (1:38:25): i am good
Polly (1:38:48): ok i know
Oldman (1:39:22): i want you so badly even if i have to share your phone bill
Polly (1:40:16): phine bills are not main things
Oldman (1:40:27): i know
Oldman (1:41:24): the main thing is you
Polly (1:41:33): but i never forget you "and not the red haired woman with the big lips"...
Oldman (1:42:01): i like you most on that picture
Oldman (1:42:09): i just love big lips
Polly (1:42:25): say it just now
Oldman (1:43:03): but if you were the other one as i thought
Oldman (1:43:59): i told you i dont care how you look
Polly (1:44:03): i have to smoke again
Oldman (1:44:14): yes
Oldman (1:44:25): come back please
Polly (1:44:36): well see...
Oldman (1:44:43): ok iwait
Oldman (1:57:10): Julietta
Polly (1:57:40): here
Oldman (1:57:50): so silent?
Polly (1:58:35): i was thinking about what people say of young woman with baby and from poor russia...
Oldman (1:58:46): ha
Oldman (1:58:55): i dont care about that at all
Polly (1:59:08): but you wright it to me
Oldman (1:59:16): bot that
Oldman (1:59:20): not that
Oldman (1:59:32): i was thinking of you not me
Polly (2:00:16): and i am thinking of me too...
Polly (2:00:24): dont worry
Polly (2:00:31): its ok
Oldman (2:00:38): is it?
Polly (2:01:17): yes
Oldman (2:01:31):
Polly (2:01:38): are yo tired to sitting here and waiting me?
Oldman (2:01:42): no
Polly (2:01:53): ok i am glad
Oldman (2:01:56): i can wait
Oldman (2:02:09): as long as you want
Polly (2:02:28): nice
Oldman (2:02:55): you are nice - terribly nice
Oldman (2:03:42): nicer than anything i have met
Polly (2:03:53): terribly- are you sorry?
Oldman (2:04:12): no terribly doesnt mean that
Oldman (2:04:29): it means a whole,whole lot
Polly (2:04:59): more more
Oldman (2:05:01): look it up
Oldman (2:05:26): god i havent felt like this for a long, long time]
Oldman (2:05:35): you just make me feel good
Oldman (2:05:54): and i just cant
Polly (2:05:58):
Oldman (2:06:06): imagine something better than meeting you
Polly (2:06:09): i feel really good too
Polly (2:06:24): till today evening
Oldman (2:06:31): i am so damn sorry for that thing
Polly (2:06:34): ok sorry
Polly (2:06:41): never mention it
Oldman (2:06:46): ok
Oldman (2:06:48): wont
Oldman (2:07:02): it was not fun for me
Oldman (2:07:05): at all
Oldman (2:07:08): basta
Polly (2:07:12): ok
Polly (2:08:00): i started to like torment you feel fine
Oldman (2:08:14): i damn deserve it
Polly (2:09:16): but you show me your soul
Polly (2:09:21): it was great
Oldman (2:09:31):
Polly (2:09:35): ni kidding
Polly (2:09:41): ni=no
Oldman (2:09:45): yes yes
Polly (2:09:48): i am serious
Oldman (2:10:17): so am i
Polly (2:10:34): i have doubts about any other man why did it like you
Oldman (2:10:34): my soul pls explain a little more
Polly (2:11:32): i saw that you are very well-bred and kind man
Oldman (2:11:54): you make me embarassed now
Polly (2:12:45): no -i saw youк letter in this way (now)
Oldman (2:13:08): it was meant that way - honestly - not to reject you
Oldman (2:14:57): what reason would i have
Polly (2:15:16): well dont speak about it agai -otherwise i feel some hurts once more
Oldman (2:15:39): but tell me why would i do that doesnt make sense
Polly (2:16:31): i remember my feeling when i started to read
Polly (2:16:37): it was awful
Oldman (2:16:44): what did you think
Polly (2:17:02): and after 3 times i tried to read till the end
Polly (2:17:24): dont do it again with me
Polly (2:18:20): if you want to send me letter like this with happy end -start pls with words of happy end and then you can explane why you write me
Oldman (2:18:34): but isaid it was my fault - i said i liked you - i said you were gorgeous
Oldman (2:19:45): i never wrote anything that was not positive about you
Polly (2:20:06): idea was not positive to me
Oldman (2:20:22): i understand
Polly (2:20:29): ok
Oldman (2:20:42): it was not meant that way
Oldman (2:20:44): basta
Oldman (2:20:47): fimale
Oldman (2:20:50): finale
Polly (2:20:56): well you reaaly made me crasy)
Polly (2:21:18): why i am crasy for you?
Oldman (2:21:23): thx you are really exceptional
Polly (2:21:25): бред
Oldman (2:21:34): huh/
Oldman (2:22:04): what was that
Polly (2:22:09): oh you cant call me -otherwise you did it many times right?
Polly (2:22:31): бред=delirium
Oldman (2:22:32): i haven;t tried
Oldman (2:22:40): oh yes
Oldman (2:23:10): does your phone work
Oldman (2:23:28): the mobile number is temporarily blocked
Polly (2:23:32): no - i told you - why are slowly here?
Oldman (2:23:32): she syas
Oldman (2:23:39): says
Polly (2:23:44): oh yo г phone me! crasy
Oldman (2:23:49): well i never tried
Oldman (2:24:11): maybe it was not true
Polly (2:24:34): lier
Polly (2:24:42): BIG lier
Oldman (2:24:48): big lier
Oldman (2:24:53): what now
Oldman (2:25:06): i have two left
Polly (2:25:08): no- now nothing
Oldman (2:25:23): the lier was before?
Polly (2:26:11): one sec
Oldman (2:26:27): yes
Polly (2:27:00): lokk i have to go
Oldman (2:27:09): no
Oldman (2:27:30): why
Polly (2:27:39): i mix words & letters
Polly (2:27:57): deep nite
Oldman (2:28:18): yes
Polly (2:28:19): & tomorrow i have to wake up alive
Oldman (2:28:25): 2.30 or 3.30
Polly (2:28:26): bye
Polly (2:28:29): see you
Polly (2:28:33): 2-30
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