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Oldman (0:00:18): and i cant translate

Oldman (0:00:35): hai capito che ti voglio veramente bene?

Oldman (0:00:56): ti voglio piu di qualsirsi cosa

Polly (0:00:58): again!!!!!!

Oldman (0:01:06): cosa ?

Oldman (0:01:35): you are writng russian to me - angry russian

Polly (0:03:14): if you dont syop - i will write all in russian so you will easily deside to stop chatting with me

Oldman (0:03:29): stop what - the italian?

Polly (0:03:53): yesssssssss

Oldman (0:04:08): ok

Polly (0:04:32): but before translate please what you have wrote

Oldman (0:04:44):

Oldman (0:05:41): hai capito che ti voglio veramente bene means - have you understood that i really want you (love you, like you)

Oldman (0:06:12): ti voglio piu di qualsirsi cosa - means i want you more than anything else

Oldman (0:07:06): that s it

Polly (0:07:25): ok now its better

Oldman (0:07:51): but do you really think iwant to get rid of you?

Oldman (0:08:06): then you are silly

Oldman (0:08:29): that was not the purpose of my mail

Oldman (0:08:46): maybe i am stupid but even i have limits

Oldman (0:09:30): i told you are a dream come through

Polly (0:09:37): oh you ve just warned me

Oldman (0:09:46): warned?

Oldman (0:10:34): do you delete what you write?

Oldman (0:10:43): or do i never see it

Polly (0:10:50):  your damn letter

Oldman (0:10:59): delete it

Polly (0:11:05): ok

Oldman (0:11:18): it does not reprsent my feelings for you

Oldman (0:11:29): but ifelt that i cheated on you

Polly (0:12:37): you know i dont feel much difference between 44 & 48

Oldman (0:12:40): you think everything i have said about you is bluff?

Polly (0:12:54): no never said that

Oldman (0:13:22): you send me those pictures and i see a gorgeous woman like you

Oldman (0:13:35): i am not lacking self confindence

Oldman (0:13:42): but well ..

Oldman (0:14:23): i would be with yoiu even if you were fat and ugly just beacause

Polly (0:14:25): gorgeous

Oldman (0:14:46): you are so incredibly charming, funny and loveable

Polly (0:15:16): oh you see all those features trough internet?

Oldman (0:15:20): yes

Oldman (0:15:22): i do

Polly (0:15:50): ok you are luicky

Oldman (0:15:59): yes you are right

Oldman (0:16:40): come on these are things that one doesnt have to see

Oldman (0:17:12): i know you are like that or you are an excellent bluff

Oldman (0:17:33): but nobody caan keep that up for so long

Polly (0:17:41): oh you are toady

Oldman (0:17:41): and why should you

Oldman (0:18:08): sorry i had a really bad time

Oldman (0:18:17): writing that thing

Oldman (0:18:25): and there are no drinks here in yahoo

Oldman (0:18:43): and i could do with a few

Polly (0:18:51): yes drink would be the best thing now

Oldman (0:19:00): no

Polly (0:19:08): but i have sigarretes

Oldman (0:19:14): me too

Oldman (0:19:33): and i am smoking them

Oldman (0:19:40): a lot of them

Polly (0:19:50): but i cant smoke here near computer- i must go to the kitchen

Oldman (0:20:00): why

Oldman (0:20:14): go and smoke and come back

Oldman (0:20:33): i ahve smoked let me count

Polly (0:20:42): ok will you still be here?

Oldman (0:20:48): 9 during this conversation

Oldman (0:20:53): yes of course

Polly (0:21:00): 9!!!!!

Oldman (0:21:03): yes

Polly (0:21:11): you are lying!!

Oldman (0:21:11): i am pretty shaken up

Oldman (0:21:15): no

Oldman (0:21:21): now no 10

Polly (0:21:26): i dont believe

Oldman (0:21:37): it is true i just counted the fags

Oldman (0:21:48): it is not my normal speed

Polly (0:22:17): ok i am going out

Oldman (0:22:26): yes i wait

Oldman (0:22:36): do you need a light?

Polly (0:23:01): you are too far

Oldman (0:23:07): yes dear

Oldman (0:23:33): go and smoke please and come back asap

Polly (0:23:53): what is asap?

Oldman (0:24:09): sorry means - as soon as possible

Oldman (0:24:30): not internet lingo

Oldman (0:25:03): offical abbreviation

Polly (0:37:30): ok i am back

Oldman (0:37:42): thanks

Polly (0:37:58): you know i have one defect -i cut my hairs

Oldman (0:38:12): what right now

Polly (0:39:47): what -what? i have not long hairs any more as in photoes

Oldman (0:40:09): who cares you are still gorgeous i bet

Polly (0:40:16): by the way -you recognize me on photo where me & my friend?

Oldman (0:40:28): i believe so

Oldman (0:40:36): the redeyes

Polly (0:40:40): i believe too

Oldman (0:40:58): i mean you are not the guy with the gray hair?

Oldman (0:41:17): and not the red haired woman with the big lips

Polly (0:41:24): i dont remember- red or nor -i remember only dress

Oldman (0:41:46): no dak hair and black dress

Oldman (0:41:52): dark

Polly (0:42:09): no -yellow dress)))

Oldman (0:42:13): what

Oldman (0:42:17): wait

Oldman (0:42:26): i gotta look again

Oldman (0:44:50): so you are the red haired

 

 

Polly (0:45:02): now brown

Oldman (0:45:38): is it true the red-haired one

Polly (0:46:06): whar? you dont love me any more?

Oldman (0:46:32): but ...

Oldman (0:46:43): on the other picture

Oldman (0:46:49): the boat

Oldman (0:46:52): wait

Oldman (0:47:38): yes now i see

Oldman (0:47:50): so even worse

Oldman (0:48:18): you are the red-haired

Oldman (0:48:30): how lucky can i bee

Oldman (0:48:39): is was happy with the dark one

Polly (0:48:50): with that another woman?

Oldman (0:49:14): i thought it was the one in the boat

Polly (0:49:29): you are dissapointed...

Polly (0:50:03): "and not the red haired woman with the big lips"...

Oldman (0:50:06): no on the contrary - and now dont tell me that you are the other - one

Oldman (0:50:20): yes big is wrong full is better

Oldman (0:50:42): can i be honest

Polly (0:51:06): ok(((

Oldman (0:51:09): the read-haired is the first one notice on that picture

Oldman (0:51:15): red

Polly (0:51:23): ok lier

Oldman (0:51:33): not that is true

Oldman (0:51:47): shit i am really unlucky today

Polly (0:51:56): i have just sent you a photo that kill you if you are not dead still

Oldman (0:52:12): really

Oldman (0:52:19): on yahoo

Polly (0:52:20): yes baby

Oldman (0:52:44): the red eyes fooled me

Polly (0:53:18): oh i see it is clear for me -you dont like me

Oldman (0:53:20): you had told me about those and the dark woman has red eyes

Oldman (0:53:31): what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oldman (0:53:53): i would give my right arm to be with that woman

Oldman (0:53:58): and a leg

Polly (0:54:04): you need not cry -i am hear

Oldman (0:54:07): and other pieces if necessary

Polly (0:54:21): other pieses -precisely

Oldman (0:55:26): wait wait

Oldman (0:56:06): i am not dying from your picture i fell something else

Oldman (0:56:09): feel

Oldman (0:56:20): not exatcly dying

Polly (0:56:44): how about yor other piesec?

Oldman (0:57:02): yes that is exactly ...

Oldman (0:57:27): but in this case i wouldnt give them away

Oldman (0:57:35): as i might meed them

Oldman (0:57:37): sorry

Oldman (0:57:56): i dont mean to be like that, but

Oldman (0:58:03): it is hard no to

Oldman (0:58:38): where is that beach thing?

Polly (0:59:02): in Turkie

Oldman (0:59:13): yes when was that?

Oldman (0:59:54): 10 years ago, when you were 20

Oldman (1:00:32): Julietta - che fai?

Polly (1:01:11): when -last summer

Polly (1:01:44): опять???????

Oldman (1:02:30): sorry i had to ... you know

Oldman (1:02:57): now what russian again translate

Oldman (1:03:32): what is your real hair color

Polly (1:03:49): now?

Oldman (1:04:03): no natural

Oldman (1:04:48): thinking dont remember?

Polly (1:05:41): i am afraid of you

Oldman (1:05:47): why

Oldman (1:06:22): afraid??????

Polly (1:06:42): ok my hairs is brown naturally and now

Oldman (1:07:45): and now

Polly (1:08:16): and now -brown again

Oldman (1:08:58): why

Polly (1:09:20): what means сhe fai?

Oldman (1:09:40): means: what are you doing

Polly (1:10:18): ok stop italian!

Oldman (1:11:02): ok danish

Polly (1:11:48): i have no power now to argue..

Oldman (1:12:05): dont argue just accept

Polly (1:12:10): ok

Oldman (1:12:34): can i be really honest

Polly (1:12:45): ok

Oldman (1:13:06): i like all of you pictures

Polly (1:13:10): you are honest much more than i permit you

Oldman (1:13:20): huh?

Polly (1:14:20): but you liked that woman... aaa...

Oldman (1:14:31): ok ok

Oldman (1:14:46): let me be honest for once

Oldman (1:15:15): not for once

Oldman (1:15:28): let me be honest

Oldman (1:15:45): you here?

Polly (1:16:19): ok

Polly (1:16:32): be honest but look out

Oldman (1:17:04): i actually thought you were the dark one - because i saw the picture of you in the boat

Polly (1:17:30): i understood that fact

Oldman (1:17:57): but i actually thought that the read haired was very nice

Polly (1:18:30): who believes that?

Oldman (1:18:45): ok tell you what

Polly (1:18:57): ok

Oldman (1:19:21): the red haired is absolutely the most sexy of all the girls on the pictures wheteher she is you or not

Oldman (1:20:12): i taking a chance

Polly (1:20:23): for what?

Oldman (1:20:34): well maybe she is not you

Polly (1:20:43): maybe

Oldman (1:20:57): but she looks damn nice

Polly (1:21:34): ok well isee all woman on that picture look nice

Oldman (1:21:39): anyway as i said

Polly (1:21:44): damn that picture

Oldman (1:21:50): no

Oldman (1:22:28): is it you on the two other ones?

Oldman (1:23:19): if you are the red or the dark i like you!

Polly (1:23:28): you so funny defend yourself so i am getting a kind of pleasure to torment you

Oldman (1:23:38): understand you

Polly (1:24:16): you torment me today

Oldman (1:24:33): no youdo that to me now

Oldman (1:24:42): i have been a jerk twice

Oldman (1:25:22): so i am a little on the defensive

Polly (1:25:43): no you are not jerk - you are the best danidh man

Oldman (1:25:56): can i kiss you?

Oldman (1:26:02):

Polly (1:26:42): ok pity not personally

Polly (1:26:54): i mean kiss

Oldman (1:27:21): pity?

Oldman (1:28:03): oh i see

Polly (1:28:15): pity that you are not here & cant kiss me)) like a father

Oldman (1:28:57): yes got it - maybe not like a father

Polly (1:29:16): but what people say?

Oldman (1:29:31): damn you

Oldman (1:29:47): i dont care bout people

Polly (1:30:23): if you dont stop to say like this i ...

Oldman (1:30:38): jill me ?

Oldman (1:30:43): kill me

Polly (1:30:43): maybe i will fall in love with you

Oldman (1:30:48): thx

Oldman (1:30:54): i did that already

Oldman (1:31:02): with you though

Oldman (1:31:47): promise

Polly (1:32:02): pity that you cant call me -i miss your vioce

Oldman (1:32:11): i would love to

Oldman (1:32:17): fix that damn phone

Polly (1:32:38): wider -damn money

Oldman (1:32:49): fix that damn money

Oldman (1:33:43): or not?

Polly (1:34:03): concerning your money -not

Oldman (1:34:31): my money?

Oldman (1:34:47): no wasnt taliking about mine

Oldman (1:34:52): talking

Polly (1:34:59): yes))) what? still want separate bills?

Oldman (1:35:29): you want to pay my phone bill? orshare it?

Polly (1:35:58): no i hoped you paid mine

Oldman (1:36:23): well half and half

Oldman (1:36:54): you half of mine i half ou yours

Polly (1:37:17): half of yours????? crasy man obviosly

Oldman (1:37:23): yes

Oldman (1:37:36): bad deal

Polly (1:38:00): you agree with all what i sayd?

Polly (1:38:12): pretending to be good?

Oldman (1:38:17): huh?

Oldman (1:38:25): i am good

Polly (1:38:48): ok i know

Oldman (1:39:22): i want you so badly even if i have to share your phone bill

Polly (1:40:16): phine bills are not main things

Oldman (1:40:27): i know

Oldman (1:41:24): the main thing is you

Polly (1:41:33): but i never forget you "and not the red haired woman with the big lips"...

Oldman (1:42:01): i like you most on that picture

Oldman (1:42:09): i just love big lips

Polly (1:42:25): say it just now

Oldman (1:43:03): but if you were the other one as i thought

Oldman (1:43:59): i told you i dont care how you look

Polly (1:44:03): i have to smoke again

Oldman (1:44:14): yes

Oldman (1:44:25): come back please

Polly (1:44:36): well see...

Oldman (1:44:43): ok iwait

Oldman (1:57:10): Julietta

Polly (1:57:40): here

Oldman (1:57:50): so silent?

Polly (1:58:35): i was thinking about what people say of young woman with baby and from poor russia...

Oldman (1:58:46): ha

Oldman (1:58:55): i dont care about that at all

Polly (1:59:08): but you wright it to me

Oldman (1:59:16): bot that

Oldman (1:59:20): not that

Oldman (1:59:32): i was thinking of you not me

Polly (2:00:16): and i am thinking of me too...

Polly (2:00:24): dont worry

Polly (2:00:31): its ok

Oldman (2:00:38): is it?

Polly (2:01:17): yes

Oldman (2:01:31):

Polly (2:01:38): are yo tired to sitting here and waiting me?

Oldman (2:01:42): no

Polly (2:01:53): ok i am glad

Oldman (2:01:56): i can wait

Oldman (2:02:09): as long as you want

Polly (2:02:28): nice

Oldman (2:02:55): you are nice - terribly nice

Oldman (2:03:42): nicer than anything i have met

Polly (2:03:53): terribly- are you sorry?

Oldman (2:04:12): no terribly doesnt mean that

Oldman (2:04:29): it means a whole,whole lot

Polly (2:04:59): more more

Oldman (2:05:01): look it up

Oldman (2:05:26): god i havent felt like this for a long, long time]

Oldman (2:05:35): you just make me feel good

Oldman (2:05:54): and i just cant

Polly (2:05:58):

Oldman (2:06:06): imagine something better than meeting you

Polly (2:06:09): i feel really good too

Polly (2:06:24): till today evening

Oldman (2:06:31): i am so damn sorry for that thing

Polly (2:06:34): ok sorry

Polly (2:06:41): never mention it

Oldman (2:06:46): ok

Oldman (2:06:48): wont

Oldman (2:07:02): it was not fun for me

Oldman (2:07:05): at all

Oldman (2:07:08): basta

Polly (2:07:12): ok

Polly (2:08:00): i started to like torment you feel fine

Oldman (2:08:14): i damn deserve it

Polly (2:09:16): but you show me your soul

Polly (2:09:21): it was great

Oldman (2:09:31):

Polly (2:09:35): ni kidding

Polly (2:09:41): ni=no

Oldman (2:09:45): yes yes

Polly (2:09:48): i am serious

Oldman (2:10:17): so am i

Polly (2:10:34): i have doubts about any other man why did it like you

Oldman (2:10:34): my soul pls explain a little more

Polly (2:11:32): i saw that you are very well-bred and kind man

Oldman (2:11:54): you make me embarassed now

Polly (2:12:45): no -i saw youк letter in this way (now)

Oldman (2:13:08): it was meant that way - honestly - not to reject you

Oldman (2:14:57): what reason would i have

Polly (2:15:16): well dont speak about it agai -otherwise i feel some hurts once more

Oldman (2:15:39): but tell me why would i do that doesnt make sense

Polly (2:16:31): i remember my feeling when i started to read

Polly (2:16:37): it was awful

Oldman (2:16:44): what did you think

Polly (2:17:02): and after 3 times i tried to read till the end

Polly (2:17:24): dont do it again with me

Polly (2:18:20): if you want to send me letter like this with happy end -start pls with words of happy end and then you can explane why you write me

Oldman (2:18:34): but isaid it was my fault - i said i liked you - i said you were gorgeous

Oldman (2:19:45): i never wrote anything that was not positive about you

Polly (2:20:06): idea was not positive to me

Oldman (2:20:22): i understand

Polly (2:20:29): ok

Oldman (2:20:42): it was not meant that way

Oldman (2:20:44): basta

Oldman (2:20:47): fimale

Oldman (2:20:50): finale

Polly (2:20:56): well you reaaly made me crasy)

Polly (2:21:18): why i am crasy for you?

Oldman (2:21:23): thx you are really exceptional

Polly (2:21:25): бред

Oldman (2:21:34): huh/

Oldman (2:22:04): what was that

Polly (2:22:09): oh you cant call me -otherwise you did it many times right?

Polly (2:22:31): бред=delirium

Oldman (2:22:32): i haven;t tried

Oldman (2:22:40): oh yes

Oldman (2:23:10): does your phone work

Oldman (2:23:28): the mobile number is temporarily blocked

Polly (2:23:32): no - i told you - why are slowly here?

Oldman (2:23:32): she syas

Oldman (2:23:39): says

Polly (2:23:44): oh yo г phone me! crasy

Oldman (2:23:49): well i never tried

Oldman (2:24:11): maybe it was not true

Polly (2:24:34): lier

Polly (2:24:42): BIG lier

Oldman (2:24:48): big lier

Oldman (2:24:53): what now

Oldman (2:25:06): i have two left

Polly (2:25:08): no- now nothing

Oldman (2:25:23): the lier was before?

Polly (2:26:11): one sec

Oldman (2:26:27): yes

Polly (2:27:00): lokk i have to go

Oldman (2:27:09): no

Oldman (2:27:30): why

Polly (2:27:39): i mix words & letters

Polly (2:27:57): deep nite

Oldman (2:28:18): yes

Polly (2:28:19): & tomorrow i have to wake up alive

Oldman (2:28:25): 2.30 or 3.30

Polly (2:28:26): bye

Polly (2:28:29): see you

Polly (2:28:33): 2-30







Тупизна

Иногда думаешь -- как возможно, что люди не могут понять и разрулить простейшие вопросы повседневной офисной жизни? Ведь это всё, по большому счету, такая хуйня. Эта, так называемая бизнес-аналитика, по уровню интеллекта -- курам на смех. Достаточно мозга креведки, и все равно они ухитряются запутаться и факапнуть. А ведь кто-то придумывает теорию струн. Трудно поверить, что эти люди принадлежат к одному биологическому виду.

И еще -- те, кто запутываются в офисе в трех соснах, зачастую живут на порядок лучше тех, кто сечёт в теории струн :(




Сергей Минаев Media Sapiens 2

Если кому надо:
http://rapidshare.com/files/23991419/mes2.zip.html




простудное

Как всегда когда простужен, задаю риторический вопрос: как в таком относительно небольшом по размеру носу помещается столько соплей?




работа

А те, кто в деловых письмах выделяют отдельные слова строчными буквами, подчеркиванием или болдом -- дураки и лузеры. А если и то, и другое, и третье -- вообще клиника.  Ну и восклицательный знак, вобщем, тот же оттенок имеет. Типа: Please carbon-copy me ALL messages!

Неужели она сами не понимают, что тем самым они, во-первых, характеризуют себя, как противного мозгоёба, а во-вторых (что самое главное) -- демонстрируют недостаток своего авторитета. Им приходится подчеркивать, потому что без этого на них хуй кладут?

Вот так как-то




дыбр

Вернулся вот с П&П (Присутствие & Поддакивание) митинга. Ох как же их мого стало. А если бы я еще на все ходил... я б наверно помер






доставка нах

Бля, со всех сторон сотрудники надиктовывают в телефоны адрес офиса... Заказывают стафф с доставкой, сцуки. Нам скоро надо будет монорельсовую дорогу проложить от какого-нибудь склада в Бутово до офиса. А на вопрос курьера "куда везти" будет стандартный ответ: "Все туда же, к НАМ"




BOHICA

Bend Over, Here It Comes Again - (BOHICA) An utterance of frustration by computer support personnel who anticipate being told (usually via phone) to do something that cant be done, by a boss who doesnt know his ass from deep center field about what hes asking his minions to do.

The Bohicans

This grinding down of the will to change and the overt and covert sabotage of the new, better ways of doing things is called the BOHICA effect. Bohicans are old, experienced, cynical employees with long memories, misused and unappreciated talents, and an approach to change best characterized as "Bend Over, Here It Comes Again!" These old veterans of plots past and visions revisited, along with their young "in-training proteges," have learned to bunker down and wait out the quixotic, FAD-tasmogorical, "slap and stick" approaches to making things better.
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1038/is_n4_v37/ai_15636450

....next millennium of equally high mediocrity...






Инсайд

Я этой "Европейской Правды" прям боюсь. Вот потребуют в очередной раз добровольно-принудительного вклада, а что мне писать-то?
Мне катастрофически нечего сказать по поводу events (e.g. partner meeting)
Area-прожектов тоже нет. А наши update and news боюсь нахуй никому не интересны
"Все это время мы, как и раньше, закатывали солнце в ручную. Конец статьи"




наши дубы

Интересно, если у человека фамилия Дуб, это автоматически означает, что он полный мудак?




VIP

Ну вот я и стал VIP клиент (пока потенциальный). Мелочь, а приятно




епт

Пиздец, голос сел нахуй. Нельзя столько пиздеть менеджментом заниматься, надо иногда работать.




телефон-зло!!

Хосспади, как же я ненавижу телефон! Я ненавижу его как идею -- то обстоятельство, что каждый хочет получить тебя в монопольное пользование, именно в то время, которое ему, сцуке, нравиццо. Традиция каменного века. Трагладиты, епт, не верят в электричество в e-mail, IM, SMS и не умеют. Все хотят говорить с "живым человеком", блядь, а если живой человек от вашего хотения того-гляди станет неживой?
И как же, едрена мать, приятно общаться с людьми, которые умеют и любят цивилизованные способы комуникации, и главное -- понимают, когда какой способ уместнее. Люблю таких людей и уважаю.







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