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Кто я по Лукьяненко

Ваще-то это Инквизитор называеца тов.gadyuka


Я Нейтрал!Вы - наблюдатель и хранитель гармонии между Светом и Тьмой. Понимая, как важно равновесие, Вы не принадлежите ни к одной из сторон, сохраняя нейтралитет и тем самым способствуя продолжению жизни и борьбы."Тест на определение склонности"

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Во удивил. я серьезно. как такое пропустить. да ладно.(вот чего )

для acidgarry: тут посмотри pervii_nah и тут

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классная идея. иногда смешно даже :))

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!!!

А интересно, хоть кто-нибуть это читал полностью???
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Ещё раз про... зависть

Стремление сравнивать свои и чужие результаты заложено, по крайней мере в советских, с детства. Я умышленно не употребляю слово русские, хотя многие предпочитают именно его. Без сомнения, корни многих современных проявлений зависти именно в эпохе СССР, просто раньше не было условий для столь обильных всходов. "Петя, давай купим тебе куртку как у Вовы". "Лена, почему у тебя четверка по контрольной, даже у Петровой пятерка".


Первые проявления зависти безобидны, но каждый новый приступ - это удар по самому себе. "Вон как все вокруг Соколовой вьются, мне бы такие джинсы и сапожки". По недалекости детского ума, которая, впрочем, в будущем легко переходит в недалекость ума взрослого, если к этому времени он еще остается, кажется, будут у меня такие же штаны и шузы и все соколовские друзья и подружки как миленькие прибегут ко мне.

Здесь возможны варианты: первый) родители покупают желаемое, чтобы на время воцарился мир и покой, потом, правда, выясняется что счастье не в штанах, второй) родители объясняют, про сверчка, который должен знать свой шесток, мол у Соколовой мать на базе работает и вообще надо жить честно. Ребенок замыкается в себе, в качестве защитной реакции вырабатывается снобизм.

Крайне редко бывает и третий вариант, когда родители (или бабушка) могут своими (порой каторжными) усилиями привести маленького человечка даже не к мысли, а к ощущению того, что он и есть самый главный капитал своей жизни. Выясняется, что хватает времени и на учебу, и на спортивную секцию, и на увлечения. Пройдет не так много лет, и все это начнет давать отдачу.

Можно возразить, чистых вариантов не бывает, всегда образуется некий микс, но в данном случае это не принципиально.

А теперь представим, что на голову первых двух вариантов падает то самое богатство, стойко маячившее в голове как универсальный способ достижения целей. Тут и выясняется, что салон красоты не даст красоту движения, особняк, построенный по собственному проекту даже с помощью архитектора (ну, конечно, он поддакивал, ему хочется заработать, а не злить мадам) выглядит аляповато. И т.д, и т.п.

Хотя причина кризиса может не осознаваться (эффект анестезии!), но подсознательно вылезает зависть уже не к материальным благам, а к идеям. Как говорится, в любви и в литературе нас часто привлекает выбор других. Здесь же другой человек, голова которого наполнена идеями и планами, время от времени воплощающимися в жизнь, становится и предметом зависти, и, позднее, источником раздражения. Ибо нелепые попытки сделать кальку с чужой жизни редко приносят положительный результат. "Махнула она левым рукавом - кости полетели, махнула правым - облила гостей вином..."

Где же выход? Там же, где и вход! Достаточно вовремя понять, что на самом деле счастливым можно быть не где-нибудь и не когда-нибудь, а именно здесь и сейчас. Одна театральная прима, на вопрос, как ей все так замечательно удается, отвечала: "Я просто делаю только то, что я могу".

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To fuck or not to fuck

Эта история произошла в конце 80-х, в курилке одного из московских вузов, расположенной неподалеку от находившегося на том же этаже вычислительного центра.


Центр был оборудован первыми PC, или как тогда говорили «персоналками». Вирусы появлялись без всякого Интернета, успешно переносились на дискетах и через через FidoNet, антивирусные программы были развиты слабо, поэтому лучшим способом борьбы с заразой было «все снести, отформатировать и поставить заново». Компы однотипные, винт 10-15 мб. Устанавливаются все программы, потом делается резервная копия, как раз 10-15 дефицитных дискет уходило. Благо одного комплекта хватало на весь зал. Зараженный винт форматировали под ноль, после чего восстанавливали резервную копию с дискет. Относительно быстро, доступно даже обезьяне.

В один из перерывов девушка-оператор Лена, следившая за порядком в зале и оказывавшая компам первую помощь, подошла к местному компьютерному гуру Сереге, чтобы поделиться своей бедой. Мол, стандартные программы для резервирования тормозят, нет ли чего лучше. В это время великий и ужасный Norton(tm) выпустил программу ФастБэк (Fast Back(up)). За счет сжатия файлов она требовала меньше дискет и работала быстрее. Именно ее Серега и порекомендовал Леночке.

Сами понимаете, перспектива изучать новую программу на непонятном языке не обрадовала девушку, поэтому она вежливо поблагодарила, «сняла решительно пиджак наброшенный» и гордо удалилась в свою каморку. Через 20 минут она, по какой-то причине, решила, что погорячилась, и вернулась в курилку. Разорвав кольцо серегиных сокурильщиков, Лена заявила, что передумала, и не прочь попробовать. Серега поспросил напомнить, что она от него хочет. Леночка замялась, по немецкому у неё всегда было отлично, а вот с английским… Вспомнив, как ей показалось, название программы, она громко выпалила: «Бэстфак! Ты обещал мне бэстфак» (best fuck).

Со стороны показалось, что по курилке открыли огонь из пулемета. Причем, только по англоговорящим. Парни хватались за животы, прислонялись к стенам и сползали по ним без сил. Первый, пришедший в себя, объяснил Леночке смысл прозвучавшей фразы, та покраснела до самого декольте и скрылась. Лишь через несколько дней Лена стала снова заходить в курилку.

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