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Архив внутренней доски объявлений, часть 4 (9) Для получения доступа к закрытому тестированию форума можно обратиться по электронному адресу, указанному ниже. Приятного вам чтения! P.S.: с любыми пожеланиями, предложениями, отзывами можно обращаться в e-mail admeister@mail.ru. Кто я по Лукьяненко Ваще-то это Инквизитор называеца тов.gadyukaЯ Нейтрал!Вы - наблюдатель и хранитель гармонии между Светом и Тьмой. Понимая, как важно равновесие, Вы не принадлежите ни к одной из сторон, сохраняя нейтралитет и тем самым способствуя продолжению жизни и борьбы."Тест на определение склонности" Во удивил. я серьезно. как такое пропустить. да ладно.(вот чего ) для acidgarry: тут посмотри pervii_nah и тут классная идея. иногда смешно даже :)) !!! А интересно, хоть кто-нибуть это читал полностью???() ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS LiveJournal.com provides the following service to you, subject to these Terms of Service ("TOS"), which may be updated periodically without notice. 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Да... наверное мой бывший - это мое наваждение..... когда я думаю, что все... больше не объявится.. и начинаю жить и радоваться жизни без него ..... Появляется и дает о себе знать....грустно и смешно и радостно ...((((((((((( ну вот... уже даже едит...эх.... рабочее по роду деятельности много читаю резюме и анкет. я валяюсь, продление жизни с помощью смеха на этой работе мне гарантировано :))))надо будет как нить собрать подборку самых прикольных... а щас отсматриваю резюме на хедхантере.. один перец пишет: Продвинутый пользователь. MS Office (Word, Excel), компас; оргтехника. Компас, ёмана, нужная штука :)) сразу понятно, что чел нигде не заблудится ))) другой в нашей анкете продолжает фразу "Мое начальство...." - мой бог!!! вот подлиза противная))) третий пишет "Мое начальство...." упитанно и воспитанно! шутник и поэт вообще очень интересно читать наши анкеты, что люди пишут в незаконченных предложениях. сразу очень многое о них становится понятно. а они еще возмущаются, типа анкета идиотская... очень многие женщины пишут: "Моей самой большой ошибкой было..." - замужество один парень написал про свою ошибку "... покупка часов!" :))) есть фраза "Через год я..." и многие пишут про карьерный или финансовый рост (зачастую абсолютно неоправданный) один 18-летний мальчик написал женюсь или разведусь не разменивается по мелочам )))) а некоторые бывшие охранники пишут "приобрету собственное жилье". сразу возникает мысль познакомиться с ними поближе и узнать волшебный способ, с помощью которого они на это рассчитывают. еще есть интересное предложение "Больше всего в жизни я бы хотел..." многие мальчики пишут "порше каен" или просто "машину" и только сегодня в анкете журналиста, окончившего МГУ (зачем он пришел устраиваться продавцом??), я прочитала "Больше всего в жизни я бы хотел..." - "...Иметь детей" волшебные люди, эти журналисты АПД. я не могу остановиться))) одна красавица пишет: Интересы: Свободное время люблю проводить с семьей или друзьями. Предпочитаю активный отдых: в снежное время - горные лыжи, летом – велосипед, море и конечно горы. ну конечно же!!! а вы как думали? отдельного упоминания заслуживают фотографии в резюме, и те которые публикуют на хэдхантере, и те, которые присылают в тексте резюме. это песТня!!! во-первых, видно географию путешествий - самые популярные египет и питер. во-вторых (в основном уже у дам) видно понятие о прекрасном - их лучшие наряды на корпоративах: бархатные костюмчики, массивная бижутерия, клевые начесы и боевой раскрас ))) фото, сканированные с документов - супер, монстрообразные инопланетянчики ))) (если фотоальбом маленький и тоненький, а фотография в нем одна и страшная - это паспорт)) мужчины присылают фото, где у них оч брутальный взгляд. особо подверженные мачизму персонажи публикуют фото с обнаженным торсом ))) фото с мобильных телефонов, засвеченные, с намеком на высокохудожественность - всё, всё богатство пихают в резюме )) Еще имена пишут... жесть!! типа "Турупынькина Анжелика Уровень Оклада Обсуждается" - вот ей с именем повезло ))) или экзотика: Maria конюшня-2 что могу сказать, господа...по ходу, вчера я гениальным непостижимым образом втерлась в доверие эта конюшня продолжает меня поражать. вчера я договорилась, что снова к ним приеду, и меня отправят с кем нить на двухчасовой маршрут в лес и поля. и вот я приехала, там одна-единственная хмурая Юля, которая ни сном ни духом, что я приеду.. поседлала мне вчерашнюю Зу (Золушку), и говорит - ну вон там справа поле, езжай туда. я просто в ахуе была шокирована. ппц. они видят меня второй раз в жизни и отправляют одну ездить. ок, я поехала на поле, скорее даже луг, и там у нас с Зу началась война. так как я даже не предполагала, что я буду ездить одна, я и перчатки не взяла... стерла пальцы до мяса (((( бобошк ((( короче, Зу - хитрая бестия, решила выяснить, что я такое есть и начала меня тащить домой. она выдавала таких козлов, что родео отдыхает. один раз я даже думала, что вот еще чуть чуть и ей все таки удастся вышибить меня из седла, но оказывается я крепко сижу. в общем, надоела мне эта канитель, и пальцы были уже в мясо, и повела я ее в лес по вчерашнему маршруту, чтобы она хоть от конюшни своей отвлеклась. и мы славно порысили, и погалопили, за час 3 короткие рыси и 1 галоп, нормуль, а потом я ее на плацу еще отхаживала, сначала верхом, а потом в поводу. завтра не поеду, завтра эквирос открывается...кстати может сама туда съезжу, чо-ньть из экипировки еще присмотрю, ботинки например хорошие, и бриджи еще одни. |
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